1/17/2006

Your Cheating Heart...

will tell on you. Maybe not your heart but your boyfriends parrot may. A man found out that his live-in girlfriend was cheating on him when his parrot began mimicking the woman's phrases. Phrases such as "I love you Gary", and "Hiya Gary", when his name is Chris. Also, the parrot would start making kissing sounds whenever the name Gary was mentioned on tv. Sadly, the owner of the noble parrot, Chris, has decided he could not bear to hear the name Gary anymore. He got rid of the girlfriend and the parrot.

Chris made a good move getting rid of the girlfriend but he should have kept the parrot. The parrot seemed like he had his best interests at heart.

8 Comments:

Blogger Esther said...

Oh dear is that funny. But I can sort of understand.... Gary this, Gary that....but have gotten grating. ;)

10:10 AM  
Anonymous seawitch said...

esther,

It was funny.

10:24 AM  
Anonymous Patrick said...

Parrots are NOT stupid.

4:08 PM  
Anonymous seawitch said...

patrick,

He should have kept the parrot. They are very smart birds.

5:49 PM  
Blogger MissingLink said...

I agree, this bozo should've kept the bird.
How can you abandon your ONLY friend like this!?
Didn't like the name Gary?
Tough, he should've tried to re-educate his parrot insted of dumping her.
And for WHAT???
For being loyal to him (shaking my head).

5:54 PM  
Anonymous seawitch said...

felis,

He should have kept his loyal friend.

6:37 PM  
Anonymous Rory said...

He was wrong for giving the parrot away because these birds form very strong attachments to their owners. Not only that, the bird is a lot cheaper than hiring a private detective in case he ends up with another cheating girlfriend.

7:03 AM  
Anonymous seawitch said...

seawitch,

That was my thought.

9:27 AM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home