Computer help line
My ex in-laws sent a e-mail with some jewels from a computer helpline.
Customer : Hi, good afternoon, this is Martha, I can't print.
Every time I try, it says 'Can't find printer'. I've even lifted the printer and placed it in front of the monitor, but the computer still says it can't find it...
Helpdesk: What kind of computer do you have?
Customer: A white one...
Customer: My keyboard is not working anymore.
Helpdesk: Are you sure it's plugged into the computer?
Customer: No. I can't get behind the computer.
Helpdesk: Pick up your keyboard and walk 10 paces back.
Customer: Okay.
Helpdesk: Did the keyboard come with you?
Customer: Yes.
Helpdesk: That means the keyboard is not plugged in. Is there another keyboard?
Customer: Yes, there's another one here. Ah...that one does work!
posted by SEAWITCH at
9:55:00 AM
2 Comments:
Indeed, these are probably not made up. People sure can ask some silly questions. We had a guy call in and say his monitor was dark on one of the instruments we make.
He was trying to use it while the power was out in the building.
Very amusing Seawitch.
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