A little laughter never hurts

From the comments at The National Guard:

I GOT THIS FUNNY E-MAIL TODAY AND THOUGHT YOU'D ENJOY IT. SO HERE IT IS:

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically incorrect term, so please note: We all need to be more sensitive in our choice of words.
I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads" since the item they wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet Heads."