3/08/2006

Height vs Length

Bubba and Boudro were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing."We're supposed to find
the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole
down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement &
announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Boudro shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond?
We ask for the height, and she gives us the length".

Bubba and Boudro are currently working for the government. Bubba works for FEMA
and Boudro is supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees.

6 Comments:

Blogger MissingLink said...

Governments always employ the best of the best.

6:48 PM  
Anonymous seawitch said...

felis,

They do indeed. I like these kind of jokes. It's usually the blonde that is shown as not having too much sense.

7:21 PM  
Blogger MissingLink said...

Perhaps, the blondes may seem not to have much sense ...but they survive very nicely thank you. ;-)

7:14 PM  
Anonymous seawitch said...

felis,

We do very nicely.

7:24 PM  
Blogger St. Casserole said...

Love it! Thanks for the laugh!

3:46 AM  
Anonymous seawitch said...

st c,

Glad to make you smile. I hope you're feeling better! Blondes rule!

6:09 AM  

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